Mommy to Sadie, after a morning of many annoyances: "Do you want to annoy the WHOLE WORLD?!" Then, realizing the enormity (and great exaggeration) of that question, we all broke into peals of laughter.
Adelaide, during schooltime: "I need the un-raser. Please excuse me, Porky."
Sadie, burning her tongue: "The tea! The tea is scolding me!"
Adelaide, needing help: "Mommy! Help me! I'm distracted!"