Mom: "Good morning, my little sunshines."
Josie: "I am not sunshine. I am moonshine."
While playing "2 Truths and a Lie" at dinner, after everyone had a turn, Adelaide said, "And now, now I will do Grammie's. Today, today, Grammie stuck her fingers in her nose. And today, Grammie said, 'horsh horsh horsh all the way home.' And today, Grammie went poop on the TOILET."
Mom: "On top of spa-GHETTI, all covered with CHEESE, I lost my poor MEATball..."
Josie: "Don't sing that song. It makes me sad."
Adelaide, handing me her fortune cookie: "Here, Mom. Can you get the directions out?"
Mom: "Well, if you must."
Josie: "I must."
