Sadie to Josie: You are the weirdest person I have ever met.
Josie: Yeah, I know. I try.
Sadie: See, that's just weird.
Adelaide, singing her own version of the Rudolph/Santa song: "Ho ho ho, Ho ho ho, Santa smells himself."
Mommy: Ooh, Jed, aren't those new socks pretty? Can you say pret-ty?
Jed: Uggie.
