"I am not a nomad! I'm an Egyptian!" "Well,
I'm an Indian princess from Pondicherry!" "No, I'm the president!"
"Well, I'm a teenager, so there!"
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Discussion of a possible beach trip: Me: I
hope there are tide pools close by! Josie: I hope there are lots of
seashells! Adelaide: I hope there is a squished dead bird head! ....
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Sadie, pointing to the back of her knee: "This right here is my leg pit."
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So my iPad (Siri) just called me Monkey Butt Stinkhead Poop Face. Looks like I'm going to have to use a passcode....
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Adelaide: I hurt my finger in the door! Me:
should I kiss it? A: no. Me: should I laugh? A: no. Me: should I cry? A:
no. Me: well, what should I do then? A: "You should call on The Lord,
that's what! And say, hey, oh Lord, come over here and help me with my
finger!"
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Jed just came into the kitchen with his toy hammer and said (I kid you not), "hammer time!"
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Jed: "I hungie." Me: "What do you want to eat?" Jed: "FOOD!"
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I love the color-blindness and sweet innocence
of children. Today when we were talking about civil rights and Dr.MLK,
Adelaide said, "Wait... We're WHITE?"
