Mommy: "Josie, do you have poop?"
Josie: "No! I'm running away!"
She runs into the other room, as fast as her little legs can carry her - stench drifting up in her wake.
Mommy: "Sadie, where did you get that ball? I've never seen it before."
Sadie: "I stole it. From God. Well, actually, I stole it from God's HOUSE."
She proceeds to tell me that Daddy already had a talk with her about it and that she is planning to return it next Sunday.
