Adelaide, when I came in to find Jed crying and on the floor: "I did not sit on Jed's back and he's head! I didn't!"
Adelaide to her dad, after walking around spraying PetHead orange dog cologne all over the house that he had to clean off: "I did not spray that, Daddy. Oh, you don't need to wipe this one. Or that one. Or that table. Or that chair."
