Last night, Deanna (aka "Dee-tah" to Josie) came over. She asked Sadie if she was feeling better and Sadie said, "Yeah, but I have a dinosaur in my throat." I guess it wasn't just any old frog!
My father-in-law sent these to me today... they made me laugh out loud:
> Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
>Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
> There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
And my personal favorite:
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
